"Son, let me tell you a truth of life. You're better off being a big fish in a small pond than a small fish in a big pond. This is the best pond for me"
What the hell Jack & Jill!!!! At least in the bucket He can't see MMMEEEE! JACK....."I CAN'T BELIEVE THEY LEFT ME HERE AAAGGAAIINNNN ALONE WITH THE CCCCAAATTT!!!!
.....GOOOODDDD KKIITTTYYYYY.
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"Hey, Mine looks like a shark fin!"
"Don't I look good in my tights!"
"Son, let me tell you a truth of life. You're better off being a big fish in a small pond than a small fish in a big pond. This is the best pond for me"
I should have had the DIET water!
What the hell Jack & Jill!!!! At least in the bucket He can't see MMMEEEE! JACK....."I CAN'T BELIEVE THEY LEFT ME HERE AAAGGAAIINNNN ALONE WITH THE CCCCAAATTT!!!! .....GOOOODDDD KKIITTTYYYYY.
One thing I learned in the old toilet bowl, it's a half full or half empty question
Nemo Schmemo------HELP!
Isn't that funny. Everytime I open my mouth, those humans mimic me.
Hey, what are ya doin' with that bottle of tequila? Put it down do the worm NOOOOOO
Ok , no more gas. Can I come back to the aquarium now?