Exercise your wits, wisdom and humour
Aug 6th, 2008 by French Frog in General
Tags: conspiracy, conversing penguins, emperor penguins, penguin confidant, penguin talk
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Penguin on left: "What's your plan when green house effect hits?" Penguine on right: "That won't change my life style."
Too much starch, dear. I can't even raise my head
Just stand still and don't make eye contact and those bloody photographers will leave you alone
Yep, I'm an 'innie' too
They told me things might fall off in such a cold spell, but I never thought it'd happen to me
I thought they'd march away----now, where were we you sexy thang
Note: last one should have read never march away
I know I know, it's hard, but soon all the campaigning will be over and we can breath fresh air again
Do these feathers make me look fat?
We're wearing the same thing! One of us has to go home and change!
Look at that! The yellow patch on my head is running, too!
These frozen snot bubbles are impossible to get off
"Soooo, THESE are your new clothes"
"Cheer up. Madonna will only be here for a quick photo op and then it'll be over"
"Can't we call ourselves 'King' penguins. Emperor is waaay too hard to say at 60 below"
"Oh yes I see. You stepped right in it. Just act normal and we'll slide over to the water for a little foot bath"
"So ya see, Marcie, I 've admired you for a long time, and I uh, well, uh, I was wondering, would you unthaw me?"
"About your proposal dissolving fishing ban, it'll be done as soon as the election is over. Just cast your vote for me."
Don't be so depressed Bob, yes we are losing ice, but we're gaining ocean