7 Captions by Simon


  • Comparing your car with your wife"Comparing your car with your wife"
    If only he knew where his wife worked...
    On 2012-01-13.
  •  in the mirror" in the mirror"
    Cats get Anorexia Nervosa too...
    On 2012-01-13.
  • Interracial romance: a cat and a dog"Interracial romance: a cat and a dog"
    Yo! Who said that dogs shouldn't get pussy too?
    On 2012-01-13.
  • Beauty is in the eyes of the beholders"Beauty is in the eyes of the beholders"
    1) -- If you were the last man on earth... 2) -- She told me she was unshaven, but I never expected... 3) -- Oh! The white stuff?? Umm... It's tree sap.. Yeh.. Tree sap.. like, when a tree leaks... Leaks sap.. you know what I mean?... Right??.. Right?.... Hey look there's a fence.. *Points*
    On 2012-01-13.
  • See-through cow"See-through cow"
    Guy One: Braille just never seems to work when it comes to commercial advertising.... ________________________________________________________ Guy Two: Yeah but you gotta admit it's funny watching all those blind people waving their arms through holes in a cow when you're driving down the freeway. ________________________________________________________ Guy One: Haha, yeah reminds me of those zombie movies.
    On 2012-01-13.
  • Sherman duck"Sherman duck"
    Soldier "Frontline.42 to Sgt. Hail. do you copy? do you copy?" - Sgt. Hail "Yes, I copy. What seems to be the problem?" - Soldier "There seems to be a tiny duck on my barrel"
    On 2012-01-13.
  • Sherman duck"Sherman duck"
    Soldier "Frontline.42 to Sgt. Hail. do you copy? do you copy?" ________________________________________________________ Sgt. Hail "Yes, I copy. What seems to be the problem?" ________________________________________________________ Soldier "There seems to be a tiny duck on my barrel"
    On 2012-01-13.