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"You were expecting maybe Joe Camel?"
"So, tall boy, what can you tell us about that ruckus in monkeypark last night? Yeah yeah, here's your smoke, now let's have some info"
Park staff have found that using smokes as a lure helps to get close enough to shave the scraggly face of Old Gabby
"I'd drive a mile for a....giraffe?....ok, a giraffe"
Henry apparently didn't read the, "Don't Give Cigarettes To The Camel" sign.
"Got a light? This cigarette smells like human chemicals."
A cigarette? Not really. It's giraffe food, leaves wound into a tube. Why? It's a thermometer. You got a better way to take a giraffe's temperature?
Inspired by Camel, every grazer and browser will want to give it a try
No thanks says George the Giraffe. I don't need to smoke anything to get 'high'
world's tallest butt head
I heard that Camel guy making good money lending his name to a tobacco company. I want to practice the trick now.
smoking thrills .....but kills