When man was born, from a rock

Feb 5th, 2009 by Steve in Funny, Men

Long long time ago, on the deserted earth where no man roam. A rock stood still for thousands and thousands years. One day, the rock suddenly split. Out jumped a man as touch as a rock.

This was the beginning of 5000 year conquering of the earth.

Comments

7 Captions to “When man was born, from a rock”

1 by
steve merrill on 06/02/2009. Vote: 0 1

Ridiculous, really. People thinking man co-existed with dinosaurs. I mean, just look at the size of these fossils, of dino POOP!!!! Oh yeah, flash your flint knife at the critter that can dump that!
2 by
R.E.D. on 09/02/2009. Vote: 1 0

My wife wanted half of EVERYTHING in the divorce!
3 by
R.E.D. on 09/02/2009. Vote: 2 0

You know it's going to be a bad day when you are, "Stuck between a rock and a hard place!" and your "hard place" is another ROCK!
4 by
R.E.D. on 09/02/2009. Vote: 0 0

IF YOU BREAK IT YOU BUY IT!
5 by
steve merrill on 08/10/2009. Vote: 0 0

booming voice from on high "OK Moses, now you're for the Red Sea"
6 by
steve merrill on 08/10/2009. Vote: 0 0

finding out you've been taken on a completely bogus "Amazing Race" and dumped all alone in the middle of Australia....not so priceless
7 by
Isaac Aurelius on 10/12/2010. Vote: 0 0

" Fred Flintstone was winning until he got a split in the tenth frame"