Long long time ago, on the deserted earth where no man roam. A rock stood still for thousands and thousands years. One day, the rock suddenly split. Out jumped a man as touch as a rock.
This was the beginning of 5000 year conquering of the earth.
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Ridiculous, really. People thinking man co-existed with dinosaurs. I mean, just look at the size of these fossils, of dino POOP!!!! Oh yeah, flash your flint knife at the critter that can dump that!
My wife wanted half of EVERYTHING in the divorce!
You know it's going to be a bad day when you are, "Stuck between a rock and a hard place!" and your "hard place" is another ROCK!
IF YOU BREAK IT YOU BUY IT!
booming voice from on high "OK Moses, now you're for the Red Sea"
finding out you've been taken on a completely bogus "Amazing Race" and dumped all alone in the middle of Australia....not so priceless